Wendy. Writer. Poet. Sex Blogger (Heartfullofblack.com). Reader. Eclectic. Pagan. Full of Awesome. This is a place for me to put all my ramblings, musings and findings. To borrow from George Carlin, this is a collection of my brain droppings.Tumblr (3.0; @wendyblackheart)http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmd2mYTMj1qznoy5o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Opening the dryer, hankys of several colors and meanings flopped out and his eyes lit up. He asked which hanky was my favorite. I answered in all honesty that the brown lace worn right would be my choice. He asked what it meant. I answered ‘uncut if worn left’, ‘likes uncut if worn right’. He told me he could help me out with that given that he was Brazilian. Next thing I remember was opening the door to my apartment and showing him the way to my bedroom where I proceeded to check out his claim and indeed he pulled out one of the finest uncut specimens of the male penis I had ever seen. We romped for quite a while and as I walked him out I noticed it had just turned 1:30 a.m. and my laundry had still not been completed.. (via <a href="http://www.buttmagazine.com/?p=4462">BUTT » THE HANKY CODE</a></p> <p>)</p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255707116http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255707116Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:15:57 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlh1i63Os1qzzndpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://derekisme.tumblr.com/post/255154436/room-service-could-you-send-up-a-new-one-this">derekisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Room service? Could you send up a new one … this one’s worn out”</p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255677096http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255677096Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:38:09 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlg47OmNW1qzzndpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://derekisme.tumblr.com/post/255132513/still-lying-in-the-dirt">derekisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>still lying in the dirt …</p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255677031http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255677031Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:38:05 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlj75XUQI1qzop2wo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://derekisme.tumblr.com/post/255212651/via-dorkydamaris">derekisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://dorkydamaris.tumblr.com/">dorkydamaris</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676964http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676964Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:37:58 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl20xJahV1qzr6yho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eclettichevisioni.tumblr.com/post/255559001/tyler-riggs">eclettichevisioni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Tyler Riggs </b></p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676935http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676935Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:37:55 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktli2puR4N1qzzndpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://derekisme.tumblr.com/post/255180598/i-guess-changing-a-tire-is-hot-work">derekisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I guess changing a tire is hot work</p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676888http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676888Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:37:51 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlhbwcxT31qzzndpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://derekisme.tumblr.com/post/255161465/just-pure-pleasure">derekisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>just pure pleasure</p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676832http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255676832Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:37:46 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmb32tPtD1qznoy5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/nsn/newshirt_112309_news.htm">T-Shirt Hell’s New Shirts 11/23/09</a></p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255673267http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255673267Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:33:02 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktls7qjmUs1qznoy5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/23/tom-gauld-print-char.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Bloglines">Tom Gauld print: “Characters for an Epic Tale” - Boing Boing</a></p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255398386http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255398386Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:45:24 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkk9dOd4M1qztibdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mathewparkin.tumblr.com/post/254615743/colinquinn-from-stewart-and-brief-magazine">mathewparkin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colinquinn.tumblr.com/post/254437579/from-stewart-and-brief-magazine">colinquinn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>from stewart and brief magazine</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255398098http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255398098Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:45:08 -0500“<p>Thin Alcoholics, Though </p> <p>Waspy girl #1: My mom and I are in a huge fight right now. </p> <p>Waspy girl #2: Really? That sucks. </p> <p>Waspy girl #1: Yeah, especially because to punish me she’s taking me shopping. </p> <p>Waspy girl #2: What? </p> <p>Waspy girl #1: We go to all these stores and she makes me try on all these clothes while she makes comments about how fat I’m getting. And then she doesn’t buy me anything because according to her I’m a whale. </p> <p>Waspy girl #2: Wow. </p> <p>Waspy girl #1: Yeah, I know. And people wonder why Wasps tend to be such alcoholics. </p> <p>—Metro-North Train</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021000.html">Overheard in New York | Thin Alcoholics, Though</a></em>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255396621http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/255396621Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:43:20 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkozwFxp71qzqv2ho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://graphiceverywhere.tumblr.com/">graphiceverywhere</a>)</p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254734338http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254734338Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:38:05 -0500“<p>You’re Not Exactly Sidney Poitier Yourself, Smart Guy. </p> <p>Drunk girl on cell, passing Hugh Grant: Yeah, I know, right? Oh, wait, there’s Hugh Grant. </p> <p>(Hugh Grant turns around) </p> <p>Drunk girl to Hugh Grant: Wow, you’re a shitty actor! </p> <p>Brad Garrett, pointing and laughing at Hugh Grant: Hahahahahaha! </p> <p>—72nd St & Broadway Overheard by: Sarah</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020995.html">Overheard in New York | You’re Not Exactly Sidney Poitier Yourself, Smart Guy.</a></em>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254405390http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254405390Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:14:44 -0500<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/22/shackletons-antarcti.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Bloglines">Shackleton's Antarctic whisky found - Boing Boing</a>: <p>In 1909, British explorer Ernest Shackleton aborted an attempt to reach the south pole. He abandoned two cases of scotch at base camp. A century on, we’ve found it. Whyte & Mackay, the drinks group that now owns McKinlay and Co., has asked for a sample of the 100-year-old scotch for a series of tests that could decide whether to relaunch the now-defunct Scotch. Workers from New Zealand’s Antarctic Heritage Trust will use special drills to reach the crates, frozen in Antarctic ice under the Nimrod Expedition hut near Cape Royds. Thought discovered in 2006, conservation guidelines impose strict rules on how the ice-embedded bottles may be recovered. Whyte & Mackay’s master blender says it will taste extactly as it did 100 years ago. Company Wants To Drill For Whiskey Lost In Antarctic [CBS]</p> <p>I don’t even drink whiskey, and I would totally drink that whiskey.</p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254403008http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254403008Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:11:47 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktki1yNVKi1qznoy5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1867/">Comics - Explosm.net</a></p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254400249http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254400249Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:08:20 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktki16QkS71qznoy5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://xkcd.com/666/">xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe</a></p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254399866http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254399866Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:07:54 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj0ldLEk21qzr6yho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eclettichevisioni.tumblr.com/post/254353125/matt-schiermeier">eclettichevisioni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Matt Schiermeier</b></p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254399729http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/254399729Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:07:47 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktja6wYNmj1qzzndpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://derekisme.tumblr.com/post/253565528/three">derekisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>three</p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/253976181http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/253976181Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:21:37 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktiz0vlVbS1qzzndpo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://derekisme.tumblr.com/post/253318207/control">derekisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>control</p> </blockquote>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/253976095http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/253976095Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:21:32 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjqonoWjG1qznoy5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/11/22/funny-pictures-iz-nawt-pie-yet/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ICanHasCheezburger+%28I+CAN+HAS+CHEEZBURGER%3F%29&utm_content=Bloglines">We has problem. « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?</a></p>http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/253971469http://wendyblackheart.tumblr.com/post/253971469Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:17:10 -0500